Capo on 2<---------------------------------------- Intro: [G, D, C] x4 Verse: G D C G If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) G D C G I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house) G D C G If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) G D C I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an G ottoman) G D C G And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) G D C G Well, I'd buy you a K-Car (A nice Reliant automobile) G D C D If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love Chorus: C D G Em C If I had a million dollars, I'd build a tree fort in our yard C D G Em C If I had a million dollars, you could help, it wouldn't be that hard C D G If I had a million dollars Em (Strum these chords once) C Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere D You know, we could just go up there and hang out Break (Talking part): G, D, C [Same strumming pattern as intro and verses] Like open the fridge and stuff There would already be laid out foods for us Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon Well, can you blame 'em Uh, yeah Verse: G D C G If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) G D C G Well, I'd buy you a fur coat (But not a real fur coat that's cruel) G D C G And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) G D C G Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet (Yep, like a llama or an emu) G D C G And if I had a million dollars (If I had a a million dollars) G D C Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (Ooh, all them crazy elephant G bones) G D C D And If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love Chorus: C D G Em C If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to walk to the store C D G Em C If I had a million dollars, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more C D G Em C If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner D But we would eat Kraft Dinner Break: G, D, C [same as first] Of course we would, we’d just eat more And buy really expensive ketchups with it That’s right, all the fanciest ke... dijon ketchups! Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm Verse: G D C G If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) G D C G Well, I'd buy you a green dress (But not a real green dress, that's cruel) G D C G And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) G D C G Well, I'd buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel) G D C G If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) G D C G Well, I'd buy you a monkey (Haven't you always wanted a monkey) G D C D If I had a million dollars, I’d buy your love Outro: C D G Em C If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars C D G Em C If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars C D G Em C If I had a million dollars D I'd be rich